Dug Holes

Think Eminem's lyrical obsenity, profanity, and explicit sexual content mixed with some random guys that look like they literally grabbed a few members off the street, mismatched rhythms from the turn tables, and of course a very uncomfortable audience forcely being subjected to this rediculous mess.

During the first few songs I really did think this group had to be a joke, as if they were mocking some other hip hop group out there. They'd make a great Mad TV sketch, but I realized they were serious when someone in the audience shouted "you suck!" and the lead rapper yelled back " yeah, and so do you and your mom, for a fee, [enter profane name here]!" How professional..and charming.

This group was disturbing on both a lyrical level and physical level (the main rapper, "Mr. Holes", pulled down part of his pants to show us his butt cheek and he also acted out sexual positions with his wife on stage).

The lyrical content consisted of stories about suicide and gang banging. Really?! How, clever! And the "group" was 2 random, overweight dudes in business suits trying to dance to the hip hop rythmn while muttering occassional words, off tune of course; 1 emo-esque looking guy with the skinniest black pants I've ever seen and handcuffs dangling from his belt loop; some tall, very pale guy trying to sing in a painfully disturbing soprano voice; and a few other guys that I really don't remember what they looked like as the other goofy guys stole most of my attention.

No one danced to their music (except this one couple, but I think they were drunk), and 2 random older dudes that were trying to do cartwheels - and failed miserably- and that also thought shaking maracas would add to the Dug Holes show - no, nothing could have made this show better.

No one, other than those I just listed above, enjoyed this. Everyone around me was whispering in confusion, disgust, and aggrevation. No one clapped for this group either, even when they paused for applause. Their cheesy "conversation" transitions between songs just made them look even more rediculous.

Really, this group was not my cup of tea, nor was it for most of the people there.